Computer Blessing Taliesin_2 Mon Jan 11 23:50:22 1999 Computer Blessing*br* *p* Blessings on this fine machine,*br* May its data all be clean.*br* Let the files stay where they're put,*br* Away from disk drives keep all soot.*br* From its screen shall come no whines,*br* Let in no spikes on power lines.*br* As oaks were sacred to the Druids,*br* Let not the keyboard suffer fluids.*br* Disk Full shall be nor more than rarity,*br* The memory shall not miss its parity.*br* From the modem shall come wonders,*br* Without line noise making blunders.*br* May it never catch a virus,*br* And all its software stay desirous.*br* Oh let the printer never jam,*br* And turn my output into spam.*br* I ask of Eris, noble queen,*br* Keep Murphy far from this machine.*p* *p*1988 Zhahai Stewart*br*