Funny Stuff
Taliesin_2

Sat Feb  6 15:28:50 1999
From usenet...*br*----------------------------------------------------------------------*br*Seen on a T-shirt:*br*"I am a bomb squad technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."*p*A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. My desk is a work station.*p*Only in America do we use the word "politics" to desribe the process so well. "Poli" in Latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking*br*creatures."*p*Only In America do people order double cheese burgers, large fries and a DIET coke.*p*Why is abbreviation such a long word?